INCOMING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD INCOMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to crash down on your inbox. We're talking atrocious amounts of scammy emails packed with sick porn. These scumbags are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned cash, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any links in these emails, and report them immediately. Be smart!